Jokes HA HA - Page 11

Team24YOBAW · Dec 9th, 2004, 04:37 PM

Oh I know who did it, and it wasn't you.

goldfinger1356 · Jan 8th, 2005, 03:18 PM

This one will ruin my rep most likely.

What do you call a prostitute's chaffeur?

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Gale Weathers · Jan 8th, 2005, 04:58 PM

WHat do you call a black pilot?

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JohnCleese · Jan 9th, 2005, 12:52 AM

Why does a "Pink flamingo" stands on 1 feet?

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goldfinger1356 · Feb 17th, 2005, 09:52 PM

What do you get when you cross an apple playing a trumpet?

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JohnConner · Feb 18th, 2005, 09:02 PM

I dont know what

goldfinger1356 · Feb 18th, 2005, 09:18 PM

Highlight the area inside the spoiler box for the answer.

Gale Weathers · Feb 26th, 2005, 02:26 PM

one day a beautiful white unicorn was prancing delicately about the meadows when an unfortunate mishap occured. The little bitch fell right into a puddle of wet dirt.

JohnConner · Mar 28th, 2005, 04:10 PM

If that was the joke thats was awsome

MGS · Mar 28th, 2005, 09:51 PM

Your mom is like a lemonade stand. 10 cents a squeeze!

Gale Weathers · Mar 29th, 2005, 08:41 PM

What does Michael Jackson call circumsicion?

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bondfreak9879 · Mar 29th, 2005, 08:58 PM

A boy was asking his mom about god.

boy: is god a boy or a girl?
mom: well, honey god is a boy & a girl.
boy: is god black or white?
mom: well, honey gods black & white.
boy: oh. so god is michael jackson.

bondfreak9879 · Mar 29th, 2005, 09:01 PM

Q: What do Michael Jackson & Walmart have in common?

A: They both have little boys underwear half off.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson love twenty nine year olds?

A: Because theres twenty of them.

Gale Weathers · Apr 4th, 2005, 08:56 PM

Oh, if we are getting into Michael Jackson jokes, I have you all beat....

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

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What is brown and in a baby's diaper?

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

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What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?

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What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?

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Why are Michael Jackson's pants too small?

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-To-Men?

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What is black and comes in little white cans?

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Thats enough for now!

Quartermaster007 · Apr 4th, 2005, 08:58 PM

That's so funny!

Dec 9th, 2004, 04:37 PM	#151
Team24YOBAW Out for Revenge Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Montana, USA Posts: 2,069 Gameroom Cash: $17275	Oh I know who did it, and it wasn't you. __________________ Click For AWESOME Bond Fan Trailers!

Jan 8th, 2005, 03:18 PM	#152
goldfinger1356 Does It Better Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Woodlands, TX USA Posts: 1,080 Gameroom Cash: $620	This one will ruin my rep most likely. What do you call a prostitute's chaffeur? Warning: Spoiler Text A screwdriver! __________________ Bring out the charge of the love brigade / There is spring in the air once again...

Jan 8th, 2005, 04:58 PM	#153
Gale Weathers The Final Frontier Join Date: May 2003 Location: Up North Posts: 8,452 Gameroom Cash: $25051	WHat do you call a black pilot? Warning: Spoiler Text a pilot, you racist. __________________ I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive....for a lady. ~Diamonds Are Forever Themed Avatars and Signatures! Come be a part of it. http://www.bondmovies.com/board/showthread.php?t=37139

Jan 9th, 2005, 12:52 AM	#154
JohnCleese Relieved of duty. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 3,589 Gameroom Cash: $350	Why does a "Pink flamingo" stands on 1 feet? Warning: Spoiler Text Because if they stant on no feets, they will fall!

Feb 17th, 2005, 09:52 PM	#155
goldfinger1356 Does It Better Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Woodlands, TX USA Posts: 1,080 Gameroom Cash: $620	What do you get when you cross an apple playing a trumpet? Warning: Spoiler Text A horny fruit! __________________ Bring out the charge of the love brigade / There is spring in the air once again... Last edited by goldfinger1356 : Feb 17th, 2005 at 09:53 PM. Reason: Didn't make spoiler box

Feb 18th, 2005, 09:02 PM	#156
JohnConner Black Dog Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 3,715 Gameroom Cash: $250	I dont know what __________________ It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handy

Feb 18th, 2005, 09:18 PM	#157
goldfinger1356 Does It Better Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Woodlands, TX USA Posts: 1,080 Gameroom Cash: $620	Highlight the area inside the spoiler box for the answer. __________________ Bring out the charge of the love brigade / There is spring in the air once again...

Feb 26th, 2005, 02:26 PM	#158
Gale Weathers The Final Frontier Join Date: May 2003 Location: Up North Posts: 8,452 Gameroom Cash: $25051	one day a beautiful white unicorn was prancing delicately about the meadows when an unfortunate mishap occured. The little bitch fell right into a puddle of wet dirt. __________________ I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive....for a lady. ~Diamonds Are Forever Themed Avatars and Signatures! Come be a part of it. http://www.bondmovies.com/board/showthread.php?t=37139

Mar 28th, 2005, 04:10 PM	#159
JohnConner Black Dog Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 3,715 Gameroom Cash: $250	If that was the joke thats was awsome __________________ It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handy

Mar 28th, 2005, 09:51 PM	#160
MGS He's back!!! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sunny California (I know you're jealous.) Posts: 4,061 Gameroom Cash: $1020	Your mom is like a lemonade stand. 10 cents a squeeze! __________________ I'm back! It's even a bigger return than Sean connery in DAF! No, seriously.

Mar 29th, 2005, 08:41 PM	#161
Gale Weathers The Final Frontier Join Date: May 2003 Location: Up North Posts: 8,452 Gameroom Cash: $25051	What does Michael Jackson call circumsicion? Warning: Spoiler Text Foreplay __________________ I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive....for a lady. ~Diamonds Are Forever Themed Avatars and Signatures! Come be a part of it. http://www.bondmovies.com/board/showthread.php?t=37139

Mar 29th, 2005, 08:58 PM	#162
bondfreak9879 Ooh ooh ooh... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 4,877 Gameroom Cash: $45070	A boy was asking his mom about god. boy: is god a boy or a girl? mom: well, honey god is a boy & a girl. boy: is god black or white? mom: well, honey gods black & white. boy: oh. so god is michael jackson. __________________ Think on your sins.

Mar 29th, 2005, 09:01 PM	#163
bondfreak9879 Ooh ooh ooh... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 4,877 Gameroom Cash: $45070	Q: What do Michael Jackson & Walmart have in common? A: They both have little boys underwear half off. Q: Why does Michael Jackson love twenty nine year olds? A: Because theres twenty of them. __________________ Think on your sins.

Apr 4th, 2005, 08:56 PM	#164
Gale Weathers The Final Frontier Join Date: May 2003 Location: Up North Posts: 8,452 Gameroom Cash: $25051	Oh, if we are getting into Michael Jackson jokes, I have you all beat.... How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Warning: Spoiler Text There is a big wheel parked out front What is brown and in a baby's diaper? Warning: Spoiler Text Michael Jackson's hand What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Warning: Spoiler Text Get out of my sun! What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? Warning: Spoiler Text Throw him a buoy What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? Warning: Spoiler Text They are both 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns Why are Michael Jackson's pants too small? Warning: Spoiler Text They belong to the last person he slept with. Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-To-Men? Warning: Spoiler Text He thought it was a delivery service What is black and comes in little white cans? Warning: Spoiler Text Michael Jackson Thats enough for now! __________________ I must say, Miss Case seems quite attractive....for a lady. ~Diamonds Are Forever Themed Avatars and Signatures! Come be a part of it. http://www.bondmovies.com/board/showthread.php?t=37139

Apr 4th, 2005, 08:58 PM	#165
Quartermaster007 Knighted 00 Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: IL Posts: 2,471 Gameroom Cash: $425	That's so funny!

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