Gun Barrel Theme.
[A Helicopter takes off and blows up]
Mr Kidd: “If God had wanted man to fly…”
Mr Wint: “He would’ve given him wings, Mr. Kidd.”
Moneypenny: “Mr. Franks, your passport is quite in order.”
James Bond: “Well anyone seeing you in that outfit, Moneypenny, would most certainly be discouraged from leaving the country. What can I bring you back from Holland?”
Moneypenny: “A diamond. In a ring?”
James Bond: “Would you settle for a tulip?”
Moneypenny: “Yes?!”
James Bond: “Well that’s quite a nice little nothing you are almost wearing. I approve.”
Tiffany Case: “I don’t dress for the hired help. Let’s see you passport, Franks. Occupation transport consultant? That’s a little cute isn’t it? I’ll finish dressing.”
James Bond: “Oh please don’t, not on my account.”
Tiffany Case: “Is he dead?”
James Bond: “I sincerely hope so!”
Tiffany Case: “Who is he?”
James Bond: “No idea, this chap’s been following me all day today.”
Tiffany Case: “My god! You just killed James Bond!”
Morton Slumbers Men: “The stiff (cough) the deceased back there, you brother, Mr. Franks?”
James Bond: “Yes, it was.”
Morton Slumbers Men: “I gotta brother.”
James Bond: “Small world…”
Plenty O’ Toole: “Hi!, I’m Plenty!”
James Bond: “But of course you are.”
Plenty O’ Toole: “Plenty O’ Toole.”
James Bond: “Named after your father perhaps?”
[Two Ernst Stavro Blofelds stand in front of James]
James Bond: “It’s hardly worth the effort..after all I wouldn’t know which one of you to kill.”
Ernst Stavro Blofeld 2: “We appreciate your predicament, Mr. Bond.”
Ernst Stavro Blofeld 1: “We deeply sympathize.”
[Blofeld 2 is killed]
Ernst Stavro Blofeld 1: “Right idea, Mr. Bond. But wrong pussy.”
Mr Wint: “If at first you don’t succeed Mr. Kidd…”
Mr Kidd: “Try, try again, Mr. Wint…”
James Bond: “Give me 5 minutes to get up there and 5 minutes to find Whyte.”
Felix Leiter: “Are you sure you know what you are doing?”
James Bond: “Ask me again in 10 minutes time.”
