on her majesty's secret service

George Lazenby advocates for On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) in the form of the Change My Mind meme

How would you change Laz’s mind?

George Lazenby advocates for On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) in the form of the Change My Mind meme

George Lazenby advocates for On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) in the form of the Change My Mind meme

Sean Connery as James Bond in...On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)?!

Lazenby in DAF or Connery in OHMSS?

Which would you prefer?

Sean Connery as James Bond in...On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)?!

Sean Connery as James Bond in…On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)?!

George Lazenby as James Bond in...Diamonds Are Forever (1971)?!

George Lazenby as James Bond in…Diamonds Are Forever (1971)?!

James Bond in ransom letters, made up from various Bond movie posters

James Bond Ransom

James Bond in ransom letters, made up from various Bond movie posters

Can you guess which movie poster each letter comes from in the above ‘ransom note’ collage? The answers after the jump!

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This mashup of the end of Spectre (2015) and the tragic end of On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) would definitely have been amazing!

Screenshot Movie Mashup – Spectre (2015) – Spectre Alternate Ending

This mashup of the end of Spectre (2015) and the tragic end of On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) would definitely have been amazing!

This mashup of the end of Spectre (2015) and the tragic end of On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) would definitely have been amazing!

Would this have been a better ending for Spectre?

James Bond (George Lazenby) lights up at the beginning of On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

Filthy Habit

James Bond (George Lazenby) lights up at the beginning of On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

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Universal Exports Logo

MI6’s Universal Exports

007 is often asked who he works for, and the fictional import/export company he says is his employer is called Universal Exports.

Universal Exports Logo

It is mentioned several times throughout various James Bond movies, which I have listed below:

Dr. No (1962)

007 is shown walking into M's office, which has a Universal Exports sign on the outside

007 is shown walking into M’s office, which has a Universal Exports sign on the outside

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Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No (1962) and Sean Connery as James Bond and Jill St. John as Tiffany Case in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

First & Last

The six actors that have portrayed 007 in the official movies have changed since their first and last on-screen appearances. Below, you can see each actor’s first and last appearances as James Bond.

Sean Connery as James Bond at the beginning of Dr. No (1962) and Sean Connery as James Bond and Jill St. John as Tiffany Case at the end of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Sean Connery as James Bond at the beginning of Dr. No (1962) and Sean Connery as James Bond and Jill St. John as Tiffany Case at the end of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

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James Bond (George Lazenby) returns to his suite only to face hand-to-hand combat in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

Gate crasher

Ouch! This stunt had to have hurt George Lazenby at the start of this fight sequence from On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969). Maybe a concussion? Whiplash?

After Bond returns to his suite 423 to see Tracy, he quickly finds himself in the middle of a fight and expertly jumps right in. Although the fight is a bit clunky and has that 1960’s sped-up feel (I guess they did that for effect back in those days), I do like the end where the defeated henchman shows signs of life but quickly gives back up and passes out. The decor and post -filled pony walls in this scene are an eyesore, like a lot of the visuals from this time period and movie, and I’m afraid the “gate crasher” quip falls a bit flat.

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Daniel Craig needed a shave and a shower as a hungover mess in Skyfall (2012)

James Bond is a Dork

Here are the dorkiest moments of each Bond actor’s career:

Sean Connery tries to pull of the pink tie in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)...and fails.

Sean Connery tries to pull of the pink tie in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)…and fails. DORK!

George Lazenby's Scottish get-up in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) screamed "dork."

George Lazenby’s Scottish get-up in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) screamed “dork.”

Roger Moore's clown costume in Octopussy (1983) takes the cake...the ultimate dorkiest Bond moment!

Roger Moore’s clown costume in Octopussy (1983) takes the cake…the ultimate dorkiest Bond moment!

Timothy Dalton's "look" prior to fishing Franz Sanchez out of the sky in Licence To Kill (1989).

Timothy Dalton’s “look” prior to fishing Franz Sanchez out of the sky in Licence To Kill (1989).

Sorry James, but not even Pierce Brosnan in The World Is Not Enough (1999) can pull off purple glasses (even x-ray ones).

Sorry James, but not even Pierce Brosnan in The World Is Not Enough (1999) can pull off purple glasses (even x-ray ones).

Daniel Craig needed a shave and a shower as a hungover mess in Skyfall (2012)

Daniel Craig needed a shave and a shower as a hungover mess in Skyfall (2012)

George Lazenby as James Bond and Diana Rigg as Tracy Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

Tracy Bond’s Wedding Ring

George Lazenby as James Bond and Diana Rigg as Tracy Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)George Lazenby as James Bond and Diana Rigg as Tracy Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

So what did Tracy Bond’s wedding ring look like?

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