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Adolfo Celi as Emilio Largo and Sean Connery as James Bond in Thunderball (1965)

Seems terribly difficult

Adolfo Celi as Emilio Largo and Sean Connery as James Bond in Thunderball (1965)

Adolfo Celi as Emilio Largo and Sean Connery as James Bond in Thunderball (1965)

“No it isn’t, is it?”

Elliot Carver (played by Jonathan Pryce) retypes a headline of his Tomorrow newspaper to make it more sensational in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Elliot Carver: Psychopath

Elliot Carver (played by Jonathan Pryce) retypes a headline of his Tomorrow newspaper to make it more sensational in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Elliot Carver (played by Jonathan Pryce) retypes a headline of his Tomorrow newspaper to make it more sensational in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

He had to type the headline himself? Didn’t have an editor? And an unnecessary, sensational change…crazy!

Herve Villechaize as henchman Nick Nack in The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Nick Nack was a badass

Herve Villechaize as henchman Nick Nack in The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Herve Villechaize as henchman Nick Nack in The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

002, played by Glyn Baker, makes a disappointed face when he gets shot by a paintball in a training exercise at the beginning of The Living Daylights (1987)

TFW you get shot in the back

002, played by Glyn Baker, makes a disappointed face when he gets shot by a paintball in a training exercise at the beginning of The Living Daylights (1987)

002, played by Glyn Baker, makes a disappointed face when he gets shot by a paintball in a training exercise at the beginning of The Living Daylights (1987)

Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) and James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) relish (temporarily) in Caribbean bliss in GoldenEye (1995)

What is it with you and moving vehicles?!

When I think of James Bond at his happiest, I think of this (very brief) scene from GoldenEye (1995) where Bond (Pierce Brosnan) and Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) are in Cuba after escaping the cold Russian weather and treacherous train.

Seemingly without a care in the world, the couple travel in a BMW Z3 convertible in the beautiful Caribbean climate. The combination of the sweeping, delightful soundtrack, Natalya’s barely-there dress and blissful gaze to Bond as they drive through a luscious jungle-like setting would make anyone jealous. Bond conveys a similar joyous feeling to Natalya with a beaming smile. Heaven!

The feeling is short-lived, however, as the tricked-out Q Branch car picks up an airplane on radar that spoils the party – prompting Natalya to gripe about Bond’s track record while on the go.

Oh, well. It was good while it lasted!

Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) and James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) are relaxed in Cuba in <a href="/ge/">GoldenEye</a> (1995)

Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) and James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) are relaxed in Cuba in GoldenEye (1995)

Sean Connery as James Bond in You Only Live Twice (1967)

YOLO YOLT

Sean Connery as James Bond in You Only Live Twice (1967)

Sean Connery as James Bond in You Only Live Twice (1967)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) runs to find M at the end of Skyfall (2012)

Fire Run

James Bond (Daniel Craig) runs to find M at the end of Skyfall (2012)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) runs to find M at the end of Skyfall (2012)

Linda Christian as Valerie Mathis and Barry Nelson as James Bond in the unofficial Bond movie Casino Royale (TV - 1954)

Why would I argue with that?

An overlooked but awesome exchange between Bond girl Valerie Mathis and James Bond in the first live action adaptation (although unofficial – not produced by Eon Productions) of James Bond, Casino Royale (TV – 1954).

Linda Christian as Valerie Mathis and Barry Nelson as James Bond in the unofficial Bond movie <a href="http://www.bondmovies.com/crtv/">Casino Royale</a> (TV - 1954)

Linda Christian as Valerie Mathis and Barry Nelson as James Bond in the unofficial Bond movie Casino Royale (TV – 1954)

Elevator Operator: Floor sir?
James Bond: [To Valerie] Yes, you said you are on the sixth, I’ll see you to your room.
Valerie Mathis: I’d rather see you to yours.
James Bond: Why would I argue with that?

James Bond (Daniel Craig) sees the body of Solange Dimitrios (Caterina Murino) in Casino Royale (2006)

Quite the body count you’re stacking up

After Bond saves the Skyfleet S570 airliner from destruction in Casino Royale (2006), revenge is paid to the person that tipped him off to the terrorist plot.

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James Bond (Daniel Craig) can barely watch as he brutally and slowly kills Edmund Slate (Neil Jackson) in Quantum Of Solace (2008)

Bled out

Quantum Of Solace (2008) boasts one of the most brutal deaths at the hand of James Bond (Daniel Craig).

After tracking would-be assassin Edmund Slate (Neil Jackson) to Haiti, Bond visits Slate’s hotel room only to instantly jump into a fight to the death. Slate meets his end when Bond mercilessly stabs him in the neck (likely in the jugular vein) and his leg (likely in the femoral artery) only to let him bleed out on the floor.

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