no time to die

The Biggest Bond Movie Jump Scare

Safin’s masked character from No Time To Die (2021) easily gave the biggest jump scare of any James Bond movie ever:
As a whole, the opening sequence of NTTD was a highlight, but the entire movie was marred by an ending scene that was the worst scene of any James Bond movie. Yes, it was so bad that it singlehandedly made NTTD the worst James Bond movie ever. Read my skewering of the movie here.

No Time To Die (2021) - The Biggest Bond Movie Jump Scare

As I mention in the review, I would have preferred Mathilde not exist rather than watch her drag that stupid Dou Dou bunny around the movie. Ugh.

Billie Eilish – No Time To Die (Theme) + Lyrics

It’s released! Check out the theme to the 25th James Bond movie, No Time To Die, performed by Billie Eilish!

No Time To Die Lyrics:

I should have known
I’d leave alone
Just goes to show
That the blood you bleed is just the blood you owe
We were a pair
But I saw you there
Too much to bear
You were my life, but life is far away from fair
Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else?

That I’d fallen for a lie
You were never on my side
Fool me once, fool me twice
Are you death or paradise?
Now you’ll never see me cry
There’s just no time to die

I let it burn
You’re no longer my concern, mmm
Faces from my past return
Another lesson yet to learn

That I’d fallen for a lie
You were never on my side
Fool me once, fool me twice
Are you death or paradise?
Now you’ll never see me cry
There’s just no time to die

No time to die, mmm
No time to die, ooh

Fool me once, fool me twice
Are you death or paradise?
Now you’ll never see me cry
There’s just no time to die

Rami Malek as Safin in No Time To Die (2020)

No Time To Die Character Posters

The official 007 Twitter account has just posted six awesome character posters in anticipation of tomorrow’s trailer to No Time To Die and they are AWESOME! They feature Daniel Craig as James Bond, Léa Seydoux as Madeleine Swann, Rami Malek as Safin, Lashana Lynch as Nomi, Ben Whishaw as Q and Ana de Armas as Paloma.

Some quick, random thoughts about them:

  • Bond is a badass in gloves and tactical holster on his thigh – almost looks like an assassin. Is Bond required to kill Safin?
  • Swann looks great but overall muted…does she meet her maker in the beginning part of the movie?
  • Safin is devious and kind of hiding his hands (akthough you *can* definitely see skin if you look close enough) Are they or will they be metallic? Safin aka Dr. No?
  • Nomi is a badass…looking left to Safin’s character in the Tweet…does she first try to take him down and Bond helps her finish the job?
  • Whishaw’s Q is a treasure…we are spoiled to have someone take up the Q helm worthy of Desmond Llewelyn.
  • Paloma is a lowkey (not anymore) badass apparently…between the dual klobb in the teaser to the teaser trailer and this pic, she will likely be a force to be reckoned with.
Daniel Craig as James Bond in No Time To Die (2020)

Daniel Craig as James Bond in No Time To Die (2020)

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It's been a harrowing 5 years of waiting for James Bond fans too, Daniel.

Goldenrant #004: No Time To Die is going to suck

Originally published on October 21st, 2019.

All signs point to a No Time To Die dud.

I hope I’m wrong. Prove me wrong. Please. From a fan’s perspective, the 25th James Bond movie No Time To Die (2020) – Daniel Craig’s fifth and his last outing as 007 – was plagued from pre-production to its current status as a hopeful blockbuster and worthy entry into the James Bond canon.

Production Issues

Five long years since the last movie. A change in director. A change in release date. A broken ankle for Daniel Craig. Could anything else go wrong? Well, yes, of course it could. And sure, an on-set injury can happen, but I can also see it as a bad omen. The writing is on the wall, so to speak. I guess at least frogs haven’t rained down on-set. They continue to film and haven’t given up, so that’s a good thing.

It's been a harrowing 5 years of waiting for James Bond fans too, Daniel.

It’s been a harrowing 5 years of waiting for James Bond fans too, Daniel.

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Happy Global James Bond Day 2019!

Happy Global James Bond Day 2019!

57 years ago today, the first James Bond movie, Dr. No premiered.

The below graphic is composed of letters from different James Bond movies. Can you name the movie for each letter?

Happy Global James Bond Day 2019!

Happy Global James Bond Day 2019!

Check the answers for each letter after the jump!

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Director Cary Fukunaga leaning against an Aston Martin DB5 during production of No Time To Die (2020)

Fukunaga doing his best Connery impression

Sean Connery as James Bond in a production still for Goldfinger (1964)

Sean Connery as James Bond in a production still for Goldfinger (1964)

Director Cary Fukunaga leaning against an Aston Martin DB5 during production of No Time To Die (2020)

Director Cary Fukunaga leaning against an Aston Martin DB5 during production of No Time To Die (2020)

Directory Cary Fukunaga posted this photo to his Instagram profile leaning against an Aston Martin DB5 during production of No Time To Die (2020). He obviously knew what he was doing here, and I love it. I think he could pull off a villain role!

"James Bond Will Return" from the end of From Russia With Love (1963)

All “James Bond Will Return” Screenshots

“James Bond Will Return” is a signature phrase splashed at the end of (almost) every James Bond movie that promotes 007’s never-give-up/against-all-odds attitude and shows a sense of pride in the world’s longest running movie series.

Throughout the years, it has been used to reveal the movie title of the forthcoming James Bond movie, albeit sometimes in error. It has also not been used at all. Some quick facts:

Regardless, below are all of the instances where “James Bond Will Return” appears in the credits from all of the movies:

Which is your favorite?

BOND 25 IS NO TIME TO DIE!

We have a title!

The official 007 social media pages have all updated with an awesome teaser reveal of the title for James Bond’s 25th adventure: NO TIME TO DIE

Check out the official Tweet here:

And the YouTube clip here:

No Time To Die is set to premiere in the UK on April 3, 2020 and in the US on April 8, 2020.

Daniel Craig as James Bond during filming for Bond 25

This pic singlehandedly got me HYPED for Bond 25!

Wow!

Daniel Craig as James Bond during filming for Bond 25

Daniel Craig as James Bond during filming for Bond 25

Daniel Craig returns as James Bond, 007 in Bond 25 for his fifth and final movie

Daniel Craig, Rami Malek launch Bond 25 at Jamaica press event

Daniel Craig returns as James Bond, 007 in Bond 25 for his fifth and final movie

Daniel Craig returns as James Bond, 007 in Bond 25 for his fifth and final movie

Watch the entire press event here:

A synopsis of the movie (and not its title, unfortunately) was released:

Bond has left active service and is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica. His peace is short-lived when his old friend Felix Leiter from the CIA turns up asking for help. The mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist turns out to be far more treacherous than expected, leading Bond onto the trail of a mysterious villain armed with dangerous new technology.