james bond

Are you looking for shells?

In Dr. No (1962), James Bond (Sean Connery) and Honey Ryder’s (Ursula Andress) first interaction on the beach is classic. Aside from Bond’s less-than-stellar octave attempting a verse of “Underneath the mango tree,” the scene is near Bond movie perfection.

It’s often referenced by the quote of this post’s title, but I prefer the exchange just after: “I promise I won’t steal your shells.” “I promise you, you won’t either.” It shows Ryder’s strength at the outset, but we later see a soft side as well, like when she winces regret when Bond strangles a henchmen in the river and expresses horror at Quarrel’s death. The series couldn’t have started off with a better first James Bond girl!

George Lazenby as James Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Saddest Bond moment in history

George Lazenby as James Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger

Why hello there…

Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger

Goldfinger (1964) - You're very sweet

You’re very sweet

Quick little bridge/cut-scenes like this one from Goldfinger (1964) are always a treat.

Goldfinger (1964) - You're very sweet

Die Another Day (2002) - Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens) King of Diamonds

King of Diamonds

Like all James Bond movies I see in the theater (save No Time To Die, of course), I walked out of my first viewing of Die Another Day amped up and declared it the best James Bond movie of all time. I was excited to see it again! And although DAD’s luster surely faded with subsequent viewings and definitely over the years compared to the other movies, as always, there are some bright spots in the movie. Gustav Graves’ introduction is one of them.

As Bond jets to the UK and is served a first-class vodka martini (by Roger Moore’s real-life daughter, FYI) and the Clash’s “London Calling” blares, we are thrust into the ostentatiousness that is the villain, Gustav Graves. Although the movie decays with subsequent revelations of his DNA-altered identity as Colonel Moon, poor acting by Halle Berry and many eyeroll moments, Graves’ intro scene feels like its from a different caliber Bond movie. His entrance (the Union Jack parachute an obvious nod to The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)) and cocky demeanor are spot on for a megalomaniacal Bond villain, and comes off as suave and in control, but definitely annoying and not self-aware. These days, I can’t help but see a bit of Elon Musk in Gustav Graves, unfortunately.

Die Another Day (2002) - Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens) King of Diamonds

Daniel Craig as James Bond and Ben Whishaw as Q in Skyfall

Spectre > Skyfall

There, I said it. 🙂

Daniel Craig as James Bond and Ben Whishaw as Q in Skyfall

Pew pew pew

Moonraker laser

Lois Chiles as Holly Goodhead in Moonraker

Roger Moore as James Bond in Moonraker

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No

You’ve had your six

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No

Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore in Goldfinger (1964)

I must be dreaming

In Goldfinger (1964), Sean Connery’s Bond wakes up airborne and in a tranquillizer dart-induced haze. I love how an out-of-focus woman’s face comes into focus as if the movie audience recovers from Bond’s point of view.

Pussy Galore’s named introduction still elicits a guffaw reaction in me even to this day, and I’d imagine a theater-going audience would have audibly laughed at Bond’s “I must be dreaming” quip. Short scenes and exchanges like this from early Bond movies stand the test of time and fans can only hope future Bond movies are filled with gems like these.

Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore in Goldfinger (1964)

Riveting

Quantum Of Solace (2008) is generally not the preferred Daniel Craig James Bond movie. I would tend to agree that (aside from the blasphemous No Time To Die) it’s one of Craig’s weakest overall performances as 007. But as with any James Bond movie, there are always bright spots!

Without question, Quantum‘s opening sequence car chase is one of these bright spots. The first 30 seconds of my theater experience watching this opening sequence on an IMAX screen with a packed audience is one of my most memorable James Bond theater experiences. I had goosebumps it was so awesome!

Aston Martin DBS in Quantum Of Solace (2008)