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Mads Mikkelsen as Le Chiffre in Casino Royale (2006)

Ummmmmm…ew!

Mads Mikkelsen as Le Chiffre in Casino Royale (2006)

You Only Live Twice (1967) Space GIF

“You Only Live Twice”…yeah right – tell that to this guy!

You Only Live Twice (1967) Space GIF

This would suck.

Robert Davi as Franz Sanchez with his diamond-chained iguana in Licence To Kill (1989)

“You know I can’t stand that thing.”

Robert Davi as Franz Sanchez with his diamond-chained iguana in Licence To Kill (1989)Robert Davi as Franz Sanchez with his diamond-chained iguana in Licence To Kill (1989)

Roger Moore as James Bond in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

“Where’s Fekkesh?” “Pyramids.” *thwap* “AHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Roger Moore as James Bond in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Live and Let Die (1973) - Bond the Barista

Bond the Barista

An impromptu early morning visit by M at Bond’s home leads to a funny scene in Live And Let Die (1973). Moore’s first on-screen appearance as 007 doesn’t start out great. After bedding an Italian agent Miss Caruso at his place, he bumbles and fumbles as he tries to distract M (Bernard Lee) from running into the woman. Bond makes M some coffee, and knows his way around an espresso machine, much to M’s surprise and a test of his patience.

The personal visit by M is warranted, of course, as the murders of three MI6 agents (Baines, Dawes and Hamilton) make it an urgent matter. But who knew Bond could moonlight as a barista? And it’s pretty cool we get a glimpse into his personal home. Yes, it’s the 1970’s – and I still can’t get over the atrocious kitchen wallpaper, but Bond’s vintage orange sandwich maker on the counter looks pretty sweet!

Live and Let Die (1973) - Bond the Barista

Live and Let Die (1973) – Bond the Barista

Adolfo Celi as Emilio Largo in Thunderball (1965)

We were THIS close to losing Number 2…

Adolfo Celi as Emilio Largo in Thunderball (1965)Adolfo Celi as Emilio Largo in Thunderball (1965)

Largo needs to look both ways before crossing the street!

Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Vodka shots c/o Elliot Carver

Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)Carver really must have gotten underneath 007’s skin to make him want to take warm Smirnoff Vodka shots. 😯

James Bond beats the hockey baddies in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

James Bond wins, 3 – 0!

James Bond beats the hockey baddies in For Your Eyes Only (1981)James Bond beats the hockey baddies in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Sheriff J.W. Pepper (Clifton James) in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

Let’s go get ’em, boy!

Sheriff J.W. Pepper (Clifton James) returns in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974) for more comic relief after his first stint as the bumbling counterpart to Roger Moore’s James Bond in Live And Let Die (1973).

This time around, even a vacation in a foreign country won’t detract from his ego or sense of authority. The above short clip exemplifies this – an overzealous J.W. almost blows Bond’s element of surprise (or any remaining he had, at least) on the chase for Scaramanga. Bond’s disappointment is obvious, and his reaction one of Moore’s most animated.

Sheriff J.W. Pepper (Clifton James) in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

Sheriff J.W. Pepper (Clifton James) in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

Sean Connery as James Bond, with the tarantula in Dr. No (1962)

Craig handled arachnids better than Connery

Sean Connery as James Bond, with a tarantula in Dr. No (1962)Sean Connery as James Bond, with a tarantula in Dr. No (1962)

Daniel Craig as James Bond, with a scorpion in Skyfall (2012)Daniel Craig as James Bond, with a scorpion in Skyfall (2012)