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Not sure I'd want to work somewhere with this prominent sign - from Dr. No (1962)

A Foreboding Sign

Not sure I'd want to work somewhere with this prominent sign - from Dr. No (1962)

Not sure I’d want to work somewhere with this prominent sign – from Dr. No (1962)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) hits the pool in Skyfall (2012)

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

James Bond (Daniel Craig) hits the pool in Skyfall (2012)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) hits the pool in Skyfall (2012)

James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) perilously hangs by a rope in the opening sequence of The World Is Not Enough (1999)

Businessman on a Rope

James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) perilously hangs by a rope in the opening sequence of The World Is Not Enough (1999)

James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) perilously hangs by a rope in the opening sequence of The World Is Not Enough (1999)

James Bond (Roger Moore) "on a mission in Austria" in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Cozy Log Cabin in Austria

James Bond (Roger Moore) "on a mission in Austria" in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

James Bond (Roger Moore) “on a mission in Austria” in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Dr. No (Joseph Wiseman) has a weird private encounter with an unconscious James Bond (Sean Connery) in Dr. No (1962)

Creepy Dr. No

WTF Dr. No?!

After Bond is rendered unconscious with a spiked drink, Dr. No creepily enters Bond’s bedroom (which he was nicely placed there by No’s guards apparently) and gently touches his bedsheet. This is a perfect time for Dr. No the end Bond’s life, but for some reason (vanity? ego?) he spares him. Oddly enough, Dr. No doesn’t mention this encounter to Bond at dinner as an example where No could “have had [Bond] killed” like in the swamp. Weird…

It’s also an example of a well-honored Bond villain criticism – a naïve or reckless villain doesn’t end 007 as a threat during a time of vulnerability. It’s a rightful criticism, but it’s also one of those endearing qualities of Bond movies that add to their legacy. But yes, you should kill Bond when you have the chance!

Aside from the Doctor’s dorky/stylish white bowling-looking leather shoes and odd gait into the bedroom, he’s an intimidating presence – keeping him faceless is a nice touch.

Dr. No (Joseph Wiseman) has a weird private encounter with an unconscious James Bond (Sean Connery) in Dr. No (1962)

Dr. No (Joseph Wiseman) has a weird private encounter with an unconscious James Bond (Sean Connery) in Dr. No (1962)

These olive farmers got more than they bargained for when James Bond and Melania Havelock recklessly disturb their olive trees in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Olives and Hubcaps

These olive farmers got more than they bargained for when James Bond and Melania Havelock recklessly disturb their olive trees in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

These olive farmers got more than they bargained for when James Bond and Melania Havelock recklessly disturb their olive trees in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

GoldenEye Russian Restroom Newspaper Google Translated

Google Translate (roughly) helps us see the Russian headlines the soldier reads on the toilet in GoldenEye (1995) before James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) gives him the surprise of his life. The roughly translated text seen is:

  • “Twenty years ago, the Central Committee of the CPSU released first soviet football player to earn money in a foreign club”
  • “Mateus will not lie”
  • “Onin lived in Burma like a king, but worked like an ox”

Any Russians out there want to help out further?

A baddie is (hilariously) disarmed during the large fight sequence in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Smooth Disarming

A baddie is (hilariously) disarmed during the large fight sequence in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

A baddie is (hilariously) disarmed during the large fight sequence in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

This guy goes all out for this sequence…tongue out and all!

The Spy Who Loved Me's tongue disarming...LOL!

The Spy Who Loved Me’s tongue disarming…LOL!

Mr. Big (Yaphet Kotto) inflates to his death thanks to a compressed air bullet courtesy of 007 in Live and Let Die (1973)

Inflatable Death

Mr. Big (Yaphet Kotto) inflates to his death thanks to a compressed air bullet courtesy of 007 in Live and Let Die (1973)

An absurd death with awesome effects!

The Casino Royale DB5 Poker Game – Explained

Alex Dimitrios (Simon Abkarian) squares off against James Bond (Daniel Craig) in a Texas Hold ‘Em poker game in Casino Royale (2006)

So just how did Bond win an Aston Martin DB5 by beating Alex Dimitrios in Texas Hold ‘Em poker in Casino Royale?

Check out the complete scene above, but let’s break it down below:

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