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Felix Leiter (David Hedison) warns James Bond in Licence To Kill (1987)

“Hey, observer! Ya trying to get yourself KILLED?!”

Felix Leiter (David Hedison) warns James Bond in Licence To Kill (1987)

Felix Leiter (David Hedison) warns James Bond in Licence To Kill (1987)

Shadow of Oddjob, played by Harold Sakata, in Goldfinger (1964)

Odd Wood Paneling Job

Shadow of Oddjob over some tacky wood paneling, , played by Harold Sakata, in Goldfinger (1964)Shadow of Oddjob over some tacky wood paneling, played by Harold Sakata, in Goldfinger (1964)

Roger Moore as James Bond in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

Dude, Bond…just buy the wooden elephant!

So cruel, 007!

Roger Moore as James Bond in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)Roger Moore as James Bond in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

From Russia With Love (1963) Trailer Animation

From Russia With Love Trailer Animation

From Russia With Love (1963) Trailer Animation

Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova in GoldenEye (1995)

Are these all you have?

How many do you want?

Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova in GoldenEye (1995)

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Timothy Dalton as James Bond in The Living Daylights (1987)

Work or play?

Timothy Dalton as James Bond in The Living Daylights (1987)Timothy Dalton as James Bond in The Living Daylights (1987)

No Time To Die (2021)

Goldenrant #005: No Time To Die sucked

No Time To Die Theatrical Poster

To start things off, I called it two years ago: No Time To Die is going to suck

Fair warning – this review is full of spoilers and is interspersed with GIFs from previous Bond movies to convey my emotions and opinions.

Like most Bond fans, I was very excited to see No Time To Die. The two-plus year delay somewhat added to the hype but also annoyed me at the same time which was an odd feeling that I’ve never experienced for a new James Bond movie. Regardless, I saw it at the earliest possible showing.

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Jane Seymour as Solitaire in Live And Let Die (1973)

Oh, the HUMANITY!

Jane Seymour as Solitaire in Live And Let Die (1973)Jane Seymour tortured as Solitaire in Live And Let Die (1973)

Sean Connery as James Bond in From Russia With Love (1963)

From Russia With Love: A Haiku

Sean Connery as James Bond in From Russia With Love (1963)

Sean Connery as James Bond in From Russia With Love (1963)

My favorite James Bond
Nemesis Blofeld
From Russia With Love

Boxes of Jamaica's signature Red Stripe beer surround Quarrel in Dr. No (1962)

Hooray beer, 007!

Boxes of Jamaica's signature Red Stripe beer surround Quarrel in Dr. No (1962)Boxes of Jamaica’s signature Red Stripe beer surround Quarrel in Dr. No (1962).