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Ernst Stavro Blofeld pets his spoiled feline at the start of For Your Eyes Only (1983)

Good kiki

Ernst Stavro Blofeld pets his spoiled feline at the start of For Your Eyes Only (1983)

Ernst Stavro Blofeld pets his spoiled feline at the start of For Your Eyes Only (1983)

Dr. Tynan (Henry Roland) makes a ridiculous jerking motion after being stung by a scorpion planted by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

An epiphany or a scorpion sting?

Dr. Tynan (Henry Roland) makes a ridiculous jerking motion after being stung by a scorpion planted by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Dr. Tynan (Henry Roland) makes a ridiculous jerking motion after being stung by a scorpion planted by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Overview of the poker table in Casino Royale (2006)

The Poker Scenes…Explained

Overview of the poker table in Casino Royale (2006)

Overview of the poker table in Casino Royale (2006)

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So just how did Bond beat Le Chiffre in the famous final poker game in Casino Royale? Bond had the best poker hand – especially when it mattered most, of course. Let’s break it down:

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James Bond (Sean Connery) fights Red Grant (Robert Shaw) aboard a train in From Russia With Love (1963)

* facepalm *

James Bond (Sean Connery) fights Red Grant (Robert Shaw) aboard a train in From Russia With Love (1963)

James Bond (Sean Connery) fights Red Grant (Robert Shaw) aboard a train in From Russia With Love (1963)

James Bond (Roger Moore) checks his watch for a ticker tape message from MI6 in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). ;)

M, that is absolutely inappropriate!

James Bond (Roger Moore) checks his watch for a ticker tape message from MI6 in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). ;)

James Bond (Roger Moore) checks his watch for a ticker tape message from MI6 in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). 😉

Diamonds Are Forever - Where's Blofeld? Cairo!

Where’s Blofeld? Cairo!

Diamonds Are Forever - Where's Blofeld?  Cairo!

Believe it or not, in the above GIF from Diamonds Are Forever (1971), the guy being forcefully interrogated of Blofeld’s location actually articulately responds with “Cairo!” despite the lack of mouth movement. Some poor dubbing!

In an alternate universe, James Bond (Sean Connery) in Never Say Never Again (1983) achieves a Victory Royale in Fortnite

James Bond’s Victory Royale

In an alternate universe, James Bond (Sean Connery) in Never Say Never Again (1983) achieves a Victory Royale in Fortnite

In an alternate universe, James Bond (Sean Connery) in Never Say Never Again (1983) achieves a Victory Royale in Fortnite

Drake disapproves of Roger Moore's clown suit in Octopussy (1983), but approves of his white tuxedo

Drake: Octopussy

Drake disapproves of Roger Moore's clown suit in Octopussy (1983), but approves of his white tuxedo

Drake disapproves of Roger Moore’s clown suit in Octopussy (1983), but approves of his white tuxedo

George Lazenby advocates for On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) in the form of the Change My Mind meme

How would you change Laz’s mind?

George Lazenby advocates for On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) in the form of the Change My Mind meme

George Lazenby advocates for On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) in the form of the Change My Mind meme

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

Salud

Paloma (Ana de Armas) is critically underutilized in No Time To Die (2021) and this 1 minute scene proves it!

Aside from the great chemistry between Paloma (Ana de Armas) and James Bond (Daniel Craig), this ass-kicking fight sequence was awesome! That amazing dress paired with those amazing legs made for an effective visual in the fight in Cuba after the Spectre party. Why on earth didn’t we see more of Paloma?! However, I do concede that the salud/booze shot sequence was a bit contrived and forced – not really sure why that made the final cut…

But despite her short on-screen time, I’d argue that Paloma and Bond’s chemistry rivaled or bested that between Bond and Madeleine Swann. Maybe it’s the dress, her naivete, cuteness, humor or a combination of it all that made Paloma stand out. Dare I say it’d be cool to see her return in a future Bond movie to further develop the Bond/Paloma work/personal relationship? It’d be more interesting than the tired and dreary Swann/child plotline we got from NTTD – Bond (and the audience) wasn’t enthused at the prospect!

Maybe in an alternate timeline as well – Swann is murdered, Mathilde doesn’t exist, Bond seeks his revenge with a Paloma assist and they get together. Kind of like the Vesper plot from Casino Royale (2006) without the backstabbing and the suicide, and a little more meaningful than the Anya Amasova/Tiple X relationship from The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). One can dream…

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)