No Time To Die (2021)

The Biggest Bond Movie Jump Scare

Safin’s masked character from No Time To Die (2021) easily gave the biggest jump scare of any James Bond movie ever:
As a whole, the opening sequence of NTTD was a highlight, but the entire movie was marred by an ending scene that was the worst scene of any James Bond movie. Yes, it was so bad that it singlehandedly made NTTD the worst James Bond movie ever. Read my skewering of the movie here.

No Time To Die (2021) - The Biggest Bond Movie Jump Scare

As I mention in the review, I would have preferred Mathilde not exist rather than watch her drag that stupid Dou Dou bunny around the movie. Ugh.

Billie Eilish – No Time To Die (Theme) + Lyrics

It’s released! Check out the theme to the 25th James Bond movie, No Time To Die, performed by Billie Eilish!

No Time To Die Lyrics:

I should have known
I’d leave alone
Just goes to show
That the blood you bleed is just the blood you owe
We were a pair
But I saw you there
Too much to bear
You were my life, but life is far away from fair
Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else?

That I’d fallen for a lie
You were never on my side
Fool me once, fool me twice
Are you death or paradise?
Now you’ll never see me cry
There’s just no time to die

I let it burn
You’re no longer my concern, mmm
Faces from my past return
Another lesson yet to learn

That I’d fallen for a lie
You were never on my side
Fool me once, fool me twice
Are you death or paradise?
Now you’ll never see me cry
There’s just no time to die

No time to die, mmm
No time to die, ooh

Fool me once, fool me twice
Are you death or paradise?
Now you’ll never see me cry
There’s just no time to die

Rami Malek as Safin in No Time To Die (2020)

No Time To Die Character Posters

The official 007 Twitter account has just posted six awesome character posters in anticipation of tomorrow’s trailer to No Time To Die and they are AWESOME! They feature Daniel Craig as James Bond, Léa Seydoux as Madeleine Swann, Rami Malek as Safin, Lashana Lynch as Nomi, Ben Whishaw as Q and Ana de Armas as Paloma.

Some quick, random thoughts about them:

  • Bond is a badass in gloves and tactical holster on his thigh – almost looks like an assassin. Is Bond required to kill Safin?
  • Swann looks great but overall muted…does she meet her maker in the beginning part of the movie?
  • Safin is devious and kind of hiding his hands (akthough you *can* definitely see skin if you look close enough) Are they or will they be metallic? Safin aka Dr. No?
  • Nomi is a badass…looking left to Safin’s character in the Tweet…does she first try to take him down and Bond helps her finish the job?
  • Whishaw’s Q is a treasure…we are spoiled to have someone take up the Q helm worthy of Desmond Llewelyn.
  • Paloma is a lowkey (not anymore) badass apparently…between the dual klobb in the teaser to the teaser trailer and this pic, she will likely be a force to be reckoned with.
Daniel Craig as James Bond in No Time To Die (2020)

Daniel Craig as James Bond in No Time To Die (2020)

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Director Cary Fukunaga leaning against an Aston Martin DB5 during production of No Time To Die (2020)

Fukunaga doing his best Connery impression

Sean Connery as James Bond in a production still for Goldfinger (1964)

Sean Connery as James Bond in a production still for Goldfinger (1964)

Director Cary Fukunaga leaning against an Aston Martin DB5 during production of No Time To Die (2020)

Director Cary Fukunaga leaning against an Aston Martin DB5 during production of No Time To Die (2020)

Directory Cary Fukunaga posted this photo to his Instagram profile leaning against an Aston Martin DB5 during production of No Time To Die (2020). He obviously knew what he was doing here, and I love it. I think he could pull off a villain role!

BOND 25 IS NO TIME TO DIE!

We have a title!

The official 007 social media pages have all updated with an awesome teaser reveal of the title for James Bond’s 25th adventure: NO TIME TO DIE

Check out the official Tweet here:

And the YouTube clip here:

No Time To Die is set to premiere in the UK on April 3, 2020 and in the US on April 8, 2020.

Daniel Craig as James Bond during filming for Bond 25

This pic singlehandedly got me HYPED for Bond 25!

Wow!

Daniel Craig as James Bond during filming for Bond 25

Daniel Craig as James Bond during filming for Bond 25

Daniel Craig returns as James Bond, 007 in Bond 25 for his fifth and final movie

Daniel Craig, Rami Malek launch Bond 25 at Jamaica press event

Daniel Craig returns as James Bond, 007 in Bond 25 for his fifth and final movie

Daniel Craig returns as James Bond, 007 in Bond 25 for his fifth and final movie

Watch the entire press event here:

A synopsis of the movie (and not its title, unfortunately) was released:

Bond has left active service and is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica. His peace is short-lived when his old friend Felix Leiter from the CIA turns up asking for help. The mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist turns out to be far more treacherous than expected, leading Bond onto the trail of a mysterious villain armed with dangerous new technology.

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

Salud

Paloma (Ana de Armas) is critically underutilized in No Time To Die (2021) and this 1 minute scene proves it!

Aside from the great chemistry between Paloma (Ana de Armas) and James Bond (Daniel Craig), this ass-kicking fight sequence was awesome! That amazing dress paired with those amazing legs made for an effective visual in the fight in Cuba after the Spectre party. Why on earth didn’t we see more of Paloma?! However, I do concede that the salud/booze shot sequence was a bit contrived and forced – not really sure why that made the final cut…

But despite her short on-screen time, I’d argue that Paloma and Bond’s chemistry rivaled or bested that between Bond and Madeleine Swann. Maybe it’s the dress, her naivete, cuteness, humor or a combination of it all that made Paloma stand out. Dare I say it’d be cool to see her return in a future Bond movie to further develop the Bond/Paloma work/personal relationship? It’d be more interesting than the tired and dreary Swann/child plotline we got from NTTD – Bond (and the audience) wasn’t enthused at the prospect!

Maybe in an alternate timeline as well – Swann is murdered, Mathilde doesn’t exist, Bond seeks his revenge with a Paloma assist and they get together. Kind of like the Vesper plot from Casino Royale (2006) without the backstabbing and the suicide, and a little more meaningful than the Anya Amasova/Tiple X relationship from The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). One can dream…

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) looking suave AF in No Time To Die (2021)

Craig’s coolest

In this short, dialogue-free sequence from No Time To Die (2021), James Bond (Daniel Craig) hops back on the double-oh saddle in style after getting lost at sea. In London, and on his way back to MI6, he visits a garage and dusts off an old Aston Martin V8 Vantage (hat-tip to Dalton’s Bond who drives it in The Living Daylights (1987) with the same license plate number, “B549 WUU”). We also see where he stores M’s infamous Jack the Bulldog figurine (“the whole office goes up in smoke and that bloody thing survives”) – obviously not in a prominent place and seemingly halfway in the trash.

In an oddly-edited shot, we see Bond turn on his invisibility superpowers and magically hop in the car, only to deftly spin his wheels on the way to the office. No offense to the Aston Martin DB5, but I was glad to see the unveiled automobile wasn’t the DB5. Overall, I think we are at capacity with the DB5’s onscreen time, and any more exposure or throwbacks to it in future movies would be overkill. I love the DB5, of course, and I get that it’s iconic and it deserved the exposure it has gotten, but now I think it’s time to move on.

In typical Craig Bond fashion, his car and any subsequent gadgets are tragically underutilized, and here we see it serve the minimal auto purpose – getting from point A to B in a commute. What a bummer! But at least we get to hear the Bond theme and we get an awesome shot of him exiting the vehicle in one of the most memorable shots from NTTD promo materials and arguably the coolest Craig has looked in his entire 007 career.

James Bond (Daniel Craig) looking suave AF in No Time To Die (2021)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) looking suave AF in No Time To Die (2021)

Daniel Craig will return for a fifth outing as James Bond, 007 in 2019, per the New York Times

From the Archive: Daniel Craig is officially back for Bond 25 – his last as 007!

Last night on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Daniel Craig was asked if he would return as James Bond, 007 in Bond 25. He was happy to officially announce that yes, he will be back. He also said (although anything can happen) that he believes it is his last James Bond movie. See the clips from the BM Twitter feed below: