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KEEP CALM MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND

Leonard Barr as comedian Shady Tree in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You dirty double-crossing limey fink!

Leonard Barr as comedian Shady Tree in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Leonard Barr as comedian Shady Tree in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Those goddamn diamonds are phonies!

Clifton James as Sheriff JW Pepper in Live and Let Die (1973)

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Clifton James as Sheriff JW Pepper in Live and Let Die (1973)

Clifton James as Sheriff JW Pepper in Live and Let Die (1973)

James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) rips shome warm shots of Smirnoff vodka (yuck!) in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Vodka shots

In this 30 second interstitial scene from Tomorrow Never Dies (1997), we catch the rare sight of James Bond, 007 drinking shots of vodka. And warm ones at that! Yuck!

While James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) recovers from the brawl at the Carver Media Group Network (CMGN) event, he apparently can’t find the time to mix up a traditional vodka martini, shaken not stirred. Instead, he opts for the quick numbing effects of Smirnoff vodka shots, after which ensuring the silencer is properly attached to his Walther PPK. As one does.

You may remember that Bond rips shots of tequila in Skyfall (2012) with his scorpion friend, but I think this is the only time we see him take vodka shots in the entire series. Salut!

James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) rips shome warm shots of Smirnoff vodka (yuck!) in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) rips shome warm shots of Smirnoff vodka (yuck!) in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Roger Moore as James Bond in Moonraker (1979)

Remembering Sir Roger Moore

007’s official account posted this great tribute to the third James Bond actor.

RIP!

Mr. White explains Blofeld's expansive presence in Spectre (2015)

HE’S EVERYWHERE!

Mr. White explains Blofeld's expansive presence in Spectre (2015)

Mr. White explains Blofeld’s expansive presence in Spectre (2015)

James Bond (Roger Moore) answers the door late night at his home only to find M (Bernard Lee) on the other side in Live and Let Die (1973)

Roger Moore’s “This never happened to the other fella” Moment

James Bond (Roger Moore) answers the door late night at his home only to find M (Bernard Lee) on the other side in Live and Let Die (1973)

James Bond (Roger Moore) answers the door late night at his home only to find M (Bernard Lee) on the other side in Live and Let Die (1973)

Moore’s first on-screen appearance as 007 in Live and Let Die (1973) could have borrowed Lazenby’s famous quip from On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) – it would’ve fit perfectly with his stunned look!

The 1990 Electronic Arts video game James Pond

Anyone remember the video game James Pond?

The 1990 Electronic Arts video game James Pond

The 1990 Electronic Arts video game James Pond

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A nefarious supervillain named "Doctor Maybe" (a pun on Dr. No) has overtaken the ruthless megacorporation Acme Oil Company, and is not only filling the oceans with radiation and toxic waste but even threatening all the world from his underwater lair. The protagonist of the story and player character of the game is an intelligent, mutated anthropomorphic mudskipper who is given the name "James Pond" (after the legendary spy James Bond) and hired by the British Secret Service to protect the seas and take out the bad guys in underwater areas.

He is also suave enough to seduce numerous attractive mermaids, some of whom act as double agents as is common with James Bond's love interests. The game spoofs James Bond movies with levels mimicking their titles, with level names like "License to Bubble" (after Licence to Kill), "A View to a Spill" (after A View to a Kill), "Leak and Let Die" (after Live and Let Die) and "From Three Mile Island with Love" (after From Russia with Love).

Donald trump signs the most absurd James Bond related Executive Order ever!

President Trump’s 007 Executive Order

Donald trump signs the most absurd James Bond related Executive Order ever!

Donald trump signs the most absurd James Bond related Executive Order ever!

Everyone knew he couldn’t be trusted…

Vernon Dobtcheff

Kalba’s Schnoz

Vernon Dobtcheff

James Bond (Roger Moore) meets with Mojaba Club owner Max Kalba (Vernon Dobtcheff) and Kalba’s large nose in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)