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The opening sequence of The Living Daylights closely resembled some of your current favorite Battle Royale video games, including PUBG and Fortnite

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The opening sequence of The Living Daylights closely resembled some of your current favorite Battle Royale video games, including PUBG and Fortnite

The opening sequence of The Living Daylights (1987) closely resembled some of your current favorite Battle Royale video games, including PUBG and Fortnite

PUBG fans, see the same meme but with your game after the fold. 🙂

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James Bond (Sean Connery) dons a radioactive suit disguise in Dr. No (1962)

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James Bond (Sean Connery) dons a radioactive suit disguise in Dr. No (1962)

James Bond (Sean Connery) dons a radioactive suit disguise in Dr. No (1962)

James Bond (Sean Connery) kicks the head of a goon at the beginning of Goldfinger (1964)

The kick is good!

James Bond (Sean Connery) straight up punts the head of a goon at the beginning of Goldfinger (1964)

James Bond (Sean Connery) straight up punts the head of a goon at the beginning of Goldfinger (1964)

Guys literally only want one thing…

A PG-13 version of the Guys meme for Bond 25…can’t wait!

Jaws (Richard Kiel) shows his signature metal smile in Moonraker (1979)

Oh yes, well…if you can get *him* of course

Jaws’ (Richard Kiel) intro in Moonraker (1979) has to be the best henchmen intro of any James Bond movie.

We catch the tail end of villain Hugo Drax’s (Michael Lonsdale) phone conversation searching for a replacement henchman for the recently deceased Chang (it’s so weird he refers to him as “Cha” in the phone conversation, but whatever). As he sits atop his ivory tower, he’s pleasantly surprised to hear the prospect of Jaws (Richard Kiel) as his next henchman to help carry out his nefarious plot and subdue James Bond in the process. I also wonder who Drax is on the phone with – is there a villain’s HR department?!

Fast forward to Jaws’ hilariously oversized arrival in Rio de Janeiro – we see him set off the metal detectors for obvious reasons. Without a word (just a smile), he explains the beeping to the Rodney Dangerfield doppelganger customs worker, totally freaking him out. LOL!

Jaws (Richard Kiel) shows his signature metal smile in Moonraker (1979)

Jaws (Richard Kiel) shows his signature metal smile in Moonraker (1979)

Jimmy Bond (Woody Allen) hiccups after taking a swig of a spiked drink in Casino Royale (1967)

*hiccup*

Jimmy Bond (Woody Allen) hiccups after taking a swig of a spiked drink in Casino Royale (1967)

Jimmy Bond (Woody Allen) hiccups after taking a swig of a spiked drink in Casino Royale (1967)

Professor X in the “Perfection” meme prefers the *real* James Bond 007.

I said, the *real* James Bond 007.

Professor X in the “Perfection” meme prefers the *real* James Bond 007.

Professor X in the “Perfection” meme prefers the *real* James Bond 007.

LOL…those that have watched Casino Royale (1967) will understand this meme!

The Spectre vulnerability is a serious modern computer processor bug that likely affects you!

The Spectre Processor Vulnerability

The Spectre vulnerability is a serious modern computer processor bug that likely affects you!

The Spectre vulnerability is a serious modern computer processor bug that likely affects you!

I had to tie it into the Bond movie. 🙂

Read more about it here: https://spectreattack.com/

The Oh Cult Voodoo Shop in Live and Let Die (1973)

Alternate Live and Let Die Establishments

The Oh Cult Voodoo Shop in Live and Let Die (1973)

The “These are sold for rituals.” sign in the Oh Cult Voodoo Shop in Live and Let Die. (1973)…umm pretty sure those skulls are illegal

The Oh Cult Voodoo Shop, also known by its other absurd name to match its sign, For Rituals Only. 🙂

"For Rituals Only" in Live and Let Die (1973)

The Fillet of Soul club has been re-purposed as a seafood store, Fillet of Sole. 🙂

The Fillet of Soul club in Live and Let Die (1973)

"Fillet of Sole" in Live and Let Die (1973)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) runs for his physical fitness test in Skyfall (2012)

Keep pushing!

James Bond (Daniel Craig) runs for his physical fitness test in Skyfall (2012)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) performs sit-ups for his physical fitness test in Skyfall (2012)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) performs pull-ups for his physical fitness test in Skyfall (2012)