goldeneye

Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova in GoldenEye (1995)

Are these all you have?

How many do you want?

Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova in GoldenEye (1995)

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No Time To Die (2021)

Goldenrant #005: No Time To Die sucked

No Time To Die Theatrical Poster

To start things off, I called it two years ago: No Time To Die is going to suck

Fair warning – this review is full of spoilers and is interspersed with GIFs from previous Bond movies to convey my emotions and opinions.

Like most Bond fans, I was very excited to see No Time To Die. The two-plus year delay somewhat added to the hype but also annoyed me at the same time which was an odd feeling that I’ve never experienced for a new James Bond movie. Regardless, I saw it at the earliest possible showing.

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Minnie Driver as irina in GoldenEye (1995)

“Stand by your maaaaaaaaaaaan!”

Minnie Driver as irina in GoldenEye (1995)Minnie Driver cameos as Irina in GoldenEye (1995)

“Irina! Take a hike!”

madvlad@mosu.comp.math.edu

madvlad@mosu.comp.math.edu - Boris Grishenko's email address…in case you wanted to email Boris Grishenko from GoldenEye (1995).

You sit on it, but you can’t take it with you.

You sit on it, but you can't take it with you. from GoldenEye

That's not a gadget, 007!

Don’t touch that! That’s my lunch!

The Q Branch scene from GoldenEye (1995) is one of my favorites of the series. It has it all: physical humor, great chemistry between Bond (Pierce Brosnan) and Q (Desmond Llewelyn), funny one-liners and quips and…the only time another movie’s theme is mentioned in a previous movie? Although it’s great, it does have its flaws.

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Boris Grishenko sends a spike in GoldenEye (1995)

Nobody screws with Boris Grishenko!

Boris Grishenko sends a spike in GoldenEye (1995)

Jack Wade's Muffy Tattoo in GoldenEye (1995)

Muffy?

Jack Wade's Muffy Tattoo in GoldenEye (1995)