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Rami Malek as Safin in No Time To Die (2020)

No Time To Die Character Posters

The official 007 Twitter account has just posted six awesome character posters in anticipation of tomorrow’s trailer to No Time To Die and they are AWESOME! They feature Daniel Craig as James Bond, Léa Seydoux as Madeleine Swann, Rami Malek as Safin, Lashana Lynch as Nomi, Ben Whishaw as Q and Ana de Armas as Paloma.

Some quick, random thoughts about them:

  • Bond is a badass in gloves and tactical holster on his thigh – almost looks like an assassin. Is Bond required to kill Safin?
  • Swann looks great but overall muted…does she meet her maker in the beginning part of the movie?
  • Safin is devious and kind of hiding his hands (akthough you *can* definitely see skin if you look close enough) Are they or will they be metallic? Safin aka Dr. No?
  • Nomi is a badass…looking left to Safin’s character in the Tweet…does she first try to take him down and Bond helps her finish the job?
  • Whishaw’s Q is a treasure…we are spoiled to have someone take up the Q helm worthy of Desmond Llewelyn.
  • Paloma is a lowkey (not anymore) badass apparently…between the dual klobb in the teaser to the teaser trailer and this pic, she will likely be a force to be reckoned with.
Daniel Craig as James Bond in No Time To Die (2020)

Daniel Craig as James Bond in No Time To Die (2020)

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Let’s go home

This Guinness record-holding explosion from Spectre (2015) is just great. The filmmakers could have easily glossed over Swann and Bond’s exit or CGI’ed this explosion at Spectre headquarters, but instead they went above and beyond and made an absolutely memorable scene. Imagine the heat felt while filming!

Kudos to them for investing in a long setup process and a one-time payoff shot that continues the awesome legacy of the James Bond movie franchise!

Madeleine Swann and James Bond make their final explosive escape from Spectre headquarters in Spectre (2015)

Madeleine Swann and James Bond make their final explosive escape from Spectre headquarters in Spectre (2015)

There’s just one thing I need

I mean…I don’t want to hype up the end of Spectre (2015) too much, but is there *really* a better end to a James Bond movie?

I just love everything about it – starting with a quiet, unassuming, empty downtown London – the shot of the flying, steadfast Union Jack after the madness of the toppling of Blofeld. Bond can take a deep breath.

What will he do next? Where will he go?

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The Evening Train

The evening train sequence from Spectre (2015) is arguably one of the best sequences of any James Bond movie. It’s often compared to the train sequence in From Russia With Love (1963), but I’d argue this one has it beat.

The look and feel of the start of the evening dinner with Bond (Daniel Craig) and Swann (Lea Seydoux) is visually stunning. Cinematographically, the dim and understated lighting on the dining car gives the scene an authentic, vintage look that would transport any Bond fan to their favorite 1960’s Bond movie.

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James Bond's daughter, Mathilde (Lisa-Dorah Sonnet), from No Time To Die (2021)...ugh.

J’ai faim

This is easily some of the worst 44 seconds of any James Bond movie ever.

As anyone who knows my opinion of No Time To Die (2021), it obviously revolves around the awful Mathilde/daughter plot line from the movie. In this cringe-worthy, throwaway, awful scene, we see an attempt at portraying a domesticated secret agent James Bond, 007 interact with a toddler (his daughter…ugh!) during a morning routine where a false sense of security is palpable.

I hate everything about it:

  • Mathilde
  • Her stupid bunny doll, dou-dou
  • The stupid kid’s tv show shown on the TV (no one cares!)
  • The way Bond peels the apple
  • The fact that Bond uses a switchblade to peel the apple
  • Bond’s “cutesie” look at Mathilde
  • Why are none of the subtitles punctuated? (maybe it’s just this version?)
  • Madeleine’s “now, dear!” look
  • Did I mention Mathilde???

Just total cringe. Friends don’t let friends put kids in a James Bond movie. *puke*

James Bond's daughter, Mathilde (Lisa-Dorah Sonnet), from No Time To Die (2021)...ugh.

James Bond’s daughter, Mathilde (Lisa-Dorah Sonnet), from No Time To Die (2021)…ugh.