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Voodooland was just poppy fields

This is a great 30 second summary of Live And Let Die (1973), from a short 30 second scene from itself – the scene where Bond (Roger Moore) and Solitaire (Jane Seymour) escape San Monique. Bond summarizes that the entire Kananga operation and voodoo mystique on the island was a front for heroin smuggling. I’ve always said that the simpler a Bond villain’s plot in any James Bond movie, the better.

Also, now that Solitaire has finally lost her “magic,” she is horny. Really horny.

Live And Let Die (1973) - Voodooland was just poppy fields

Timothy Dalton as James Bond in The Living Daylights (1987)

My general feeling towards the month of January

Timothy Dalton as James Bond in The Living Daylights (1987)

James Bond Illustration by Tom Richmond

James Bond Caricature

Check out this awesome illustration of all the Bonds from MAD Magazine illustrator Tom Richmond from 2011:

James Bond Illustration by Tom Richmond

Here is a link to Tom’s cool blog.

Richard Kiel as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Up close and personal

Sir Roger Moore and Richard Kiel in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No (1962)

Love this HQ 007 gif

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No (1962)

The Piz Gloria Raid

The Draco/Bond raid of Piz Gloria at the end of On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) is definitely a highlight of the movie. Lazenby’s Bond is dressed in a tactical navy jumpsuit in what many would say is his best outfit (no puffy shirts or kilts here) and the surprising use of the original Monty Norman James Bond theme sets the tone of the action sequence. Yes, you can enhance any James Bond movie scene by playing the original theme, but the addition of it here was a pleasant surprise and added just enough nostalgia to, in my opinion, truly cement George Lazenby as the character James Bond in his first and only appearance as 007.

Over the last 30 years, I’d also say that OHMSS has made the most stunning turnaround (at least for fans in my generation – I’m a late 90’s James Bond) in best-of lists – from a forgotten write-off of a James Bond movie to one of the most revered. It only gets better with each viewing.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service - The Piz Gloria Raid

Iconic Moore scene from FYEO

Moore’s Bond at his most ruthless in For Your Eyes Only (1981).

Keeping the British end up, sir…

This all=time one-liner at the end of The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) gets me every time. As Bond (Roger Moore) and Triple X (Barbara Bach) are caught in the act in an escape pod, a stunned General Gogol (Triple X’s boss), M (Bond’s boss) and Sir Frederick Gray (Bond’s boss’s boss) can’t believe their eyes.

The exchange is legendary: “Bond!” “Tri-PULL X!” “Bond! What do you think you’re doing?” make the men sound more like disappointed parental figures rather than government intelligence. A speechless Q can only watch in awe, almost jaw-dropped.

And then 007 quickly quips a legendary James Bond line of lore. It ends with a celebratory-sounding chorus line version of the movie’s theme, declaring “nobody does it better” in a hilarious double entendre. HA! So awesome!

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) - Keeping the British end up, sir...

Sean Connery and Eunice Gayson in From Russia With Love (1963)

Mind you…I’m on the phone!

Sean Connery and Eunice Gayson in From Russia With Love (1963)

The Living Daylights (1987)

Awesome TLD collage

The Living Daylights (1987)