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James Bond (Roger Moore) checks his watch for a ticker tape message from MI6 in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). ;)

M, that is absolutely inappropriate!

James Bond (Roger Moore) checks his watch for a ticker tape message from MI6 in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). ;)

James Bond (Roger Moore) checks his watch for a ticker tape message from MI6 in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). 😉

In an alternate universe, James Bond (Sean Connery) in Never Say Never Again (1983) achieves a Victory Royale in Fortnite

James Bond’s Victory Royale

In an alternate universe, James Bond (Sean Connery) in Never Say Never Again (1983) achieves a Victory Royale in Fortnite

In an alternate universe, James Bond (Sean Connery) in Never Say Never Again (1983) achieves a Victory Royale in Fortnite

Drake disapproves of Roger Moore's clown suit in Octopussy (1983), but approves of his white tuxedo

Drake: Octopussy

Drake disapproves of Roger Moore's clown suit in Octopussy (1983), but approves of his white tuxedo

Drake disapproves of Roger Moore’s clown suit in Octopussy (1983), but approves of his white tuxedo

George Lazenby advocates for On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) in the form of the Change My Mind meme

How would you change Laz’s mind?

George Lazenby advocates for On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) in the form of the Change My Mind meme

George Lazenby advocates for On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) in the form of the Change My Mind meme

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

Salud

Paloma (Ana de Armas) is critically underutilized in No Time To Die (2021) and this 1 minute scene proves it!

Aside from the great chemistry between Paloma (Ana de Armas) and James Bond (Daniel Craig), this ass-kicking fight sequence was awesome! That amazing dress paired with those amazing legs made for an effective visual in the fight in Cuba after the Spectre party. Why on earth didn’t we see more of Paloma?! However, I do concede that the salud/booze shot sequence was a bit contrived and forced – not really sure why that made the final cut…

But despite her short on-screen time, I’d argue that Paloma and Bond’s chemistry rivaled or bested that between Bond and Madeleine Swann. Maybe it’s the dress, her naivete, cuteness, humor or a combination of it all that made Paloma stand out. Dare I say it’d be cool to see her return in a future Bond movie to further develop the Bond/Paloma work/personal relationship? It’d be more interesting than the tired and dreary Swann/child plotline we got from NTTD – Bond (and the audience) wasn’t enthused at the prospect!

Maybe in an alternate timeline as well – Swann is murdered, Mathilde doesn’t exist, Bond seeks his revenge with a Paloma assist and they get together. Kind of like the Vesper plot from Casino Royale (2006) without the backstabbing and the suicide, and a little more meaningful than the Anya Amasova/Tiple X relationship from The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). One can dream…

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

The opening sequence of The Living Daylights closely resembled some of your current favorite Battle Royale video games, including PUBG and Fortnite

007 Battle Royale

The opening sequence of The Living Daylights closely resembled some of your current favorite Battle Royale video games, including PUBG and Fortnite

The opening sequence of The Living Daylights (1987) closely resembled some of your current favorite Battle Royale video games, including PUBG and Fortnite

PUBG fans, see the same meme but with your game after the fold. 🙂

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James Bond (Sean Connery) dons a radioactive suit disguise in Dr. No (1962)

Curious

James Bond (Sean Connery) dons a radioactive suit disguise in Dr. No (1962)

James Bond (Sean Connery) dons a radioactive suit disguise in Dr. No (1962)

James Bond (Sean Connery) kicks the head of a goon at the beginning of Goldfinger (1964)

The kick is good!

James Bond (Sean Connery) straight up punts the head of a goon at the beginning of Goldfinger (1964)

James Bond (Sean Connery) straight up punts the head of a goon at the beginning of Goldfinger (1964)

Professor X in the “Perfection” meme prefers the *real* James Bond 007.

I said, the *real* James Bond 007.

Professor X in the “Perfection” meme prefers the *real* James Bond 007.

Professor X in the “Perfection” meme prefers the *real* James Bond 007.

LOL…those that have watched Casino Royale (1967) will understand this meme!

James Bond (Daniel Craig) runs for his physical fitness test in Skyfall (2012)

Keep pushing!

James Bond (Daniel Craig) runs for his physical fitness test in Skyfall (2012)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) performs sit-ups for his physical fitness test in Skyfall (2012)

James Bond (Daniel Craig) performs pull-ups for his physical fitness test in Skyfall (2012)