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Gareth Mallory (played by Ralph Fiennes) awkwardly stands after M leaves his office in Skyfall (2012)

I’m wearing suspenders.

Gareth Mallory (played by Ralph Fiennes) stands awkwardly after M leaves his office in Skyfall (2012)

Gareth Mallory (played by Ralph Fiennes) stands awkwardly after M leaves his office in Skyfall (2012)

Every James Bond Movie Title Animation

No Time To Die (2021)

Goldenrant #005: No Time To Die sucked

No Time To Die Theatrical Poster

To start things off, I called it two years ago: No Time To Die is going to suck

Fair warning – this review is full of spoilers and is interspersed with GIFs from previous Bond movies to convey my emotions and opinions.

Like most Bond fans, I was very excited to see No Time To Die. The two-plus year delay somewhat added to the hype but also annoyed me at the same time which was an odd feeling that I’ve never experienced for a new James Bond movie. Regardless, I saw it at the earliest possible showing.

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Sean Connery as James Bond, with the tarantula in Dr. No (1962)

Craig handled arachnids better than Connery

Sean Connery as James Bond, with a tarantula in Dr. No (1962)Sean Connery as James Bond, with a tarantula in Dr. No (1962)

Daniel Craig as James Bond, with a scorpion in Skyfall (2012)Daniel Craig as James Bond, with a scorpion in Skyfall (2012)

First five seconds of Skyfall (2012)

Dun DUN!

First five seconds of Skyfall (2012)The first five seconds of Skyfall (2012) may be the best start of any Bond movie.